Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage.
